Now, if you've been keeping up with my blog and you are someone's parent, eagerly sifting through all the available information in order to be assured that your baby will be safe abroad, I thank and commend you for choosing my humble blog. If you've been consistently reading this blog, you likely have visions of your child coming home after a day of work, settling down with a laptop and planning out weekend trips to sites of cultural import as he or she settles into a comfortable, quiet night. Please, read no further. I'd hate to be the one to destroy your innocence.